There is a U.S. state capital that was named after a famous German. Bismarck, North Dakota, was named after Otto von Bismarck

 

Japan consists of the four large islands of Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku, Kyushua and about three thousand smaller islands

 

CYBEX INTERNATIONAL RECALLS TREADMILLS

Cybex International, Inc., of Medway, Mass. is recalling 33,719 Cybex or Trotter Treadmills.  Overheating and ignition of dust inside the treadmill's hood can cause a fire hazard if dust is allowed to accumulate.  The firm has received five reports of fire resulting in property damage to the treadmill. The treadmill is black with gray coloring and has rectangular uprights. It is 69" in length and 30" in width and has a small display panel.  The brands and models "Cybex 400T," "Cybex 410T," "Trotter 510," "Trotter 525," or "Trotter 535" are written on the display panel.  "CXT+" is another recalled model but does not have the brand Cybex or Trotter.  The treadmills were sold at Cybex dealers and direct from Cybex International, between September 1993 and October 2001, for about $4,000.  Consumers should stop using the treadmill and contact a certified Cybex service technician for a free repair.  Call Cybex toll-free at (888) 678-3846 between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. ET Monday through Friday, or visit the firm's Web site at    www.cybexintl.com.

A walrus has about 400 to 700 vibrissae, or whiskers, in 13 to 15 rows on its snout. Vibrissae are attached to muscles and are supplied with blood and nerves. A walrus moves its snout through bottom sediment to find food. Abrasion patterns created by their tusks show that they are dragged through the sediment, but are not used to dig up prey

LIVING IN LOS ANGELES COSTLY               
It costs $58,000 a year for the average family of four with two working adults to pay the basic bills in Los Angeles County. Researchers for the California Budget Project find the $58,000 needed for family of four is nearly triple the federal poverty standard of $18,244, the Los Angeles Daily News reports. The study challenges federal poverty standards that don't take child care and the soaring cost of housing in California into account, according to the Sacramento based organization. A single parent with two kids must earn $48,000 to achieve a modest standard of living.

Hells Angels associate Sean Wolfe fired defence lawyer Randy Janus, his lawyer of record. Wolfe is one of five Hells Angels scheduled for trial. The dismissal leaves all five bikers without anyone to represent them. Lawyers appearing on behalf of Wolfe's co-accused are still arguing for increased legal aid funding before deciding whether to commit to what could be a two-year trial.

After Janus withdrew, two of Wolfe's co-defendents complained about the process by which the province is attempting to find them lawyers who will take their case."No one has talked to us," said Dale Donovan. "We're still in the dark, and (the Crown) and legal aid are in the backroom having meetings that we're not a party to."

Despite Leonoff's assurances that prosecutors have nothing to do with the process, Donovan also found fault with the province's choice for an independent third-party enlisted to canvass other lawyers who might be willing to take on the bikers' case. It's the bikers understanding that task has fallen to lawyer Bill Olson, who also does work for the province and the Winnipeg Police Service.

"He doesn't have our best interests in mind," Donovan said.

Leonoff agreed to provide the bikers with a list of five lawyers who have shown interest in the case. Queen's Bench Justice Holly Beard promised to keep the canvassing process separate from her continued deliberations over the funding dispute.

the following is stolen from my good friend Jake
New Biker 10 Commandments

1) WE DO NOT HOLD!  (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.)

2) WE DO NOT WAIT!  (for phone calls, slow people or losers)

3) NO FREE RIDES!  (some type of payment is expected)

4) ALWAYS AVOID ASSHOLES AND PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS!  (red necks in big trucks, 18 wheelers, and don’t get cut-off by sleds, fences, and holes larger than thy front tire)

5) HOLD NO OTHER BIKE HOLY OTHER THAN THY HARLEY-DAVIDSON!  (You may wave at riders of rice burners, however you must help a “brother” in need)

6) BE KIND TO OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS!  (also don’t litter and “Don’t mess with Texas” remember the Guadalupe River Flood in October l998, water rights are free to everyone, not just land owners)

7) HONOR THY FODDER AND MUDDER AND TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE!

8) ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A “HIGHER POWER” THAN OURSELVES!  (and He rules.  Ask Him to “show you the way” to serve Him every day of your life)

9) DO NOT STEAL, LIE OR KILL! (except if hungry, answering your old lady or fighting)

10) HONOR THY BROTHERS AND YOUR COLORS! (Our Colors Don’t Run)

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There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.  His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this?  Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news.  As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"

Hello, this is the Ultimate Computer Store. Can I help you?
Hi. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer.
Mac?
No, the name is Bud.
Your computer?
I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
Mac?
I told you, my name is Bud.
What about Windows?
Why? Does it get stuffy?
Do you want a computer with Windows?
I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?
Wallpaper.
Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Software that runs on Windows?
No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got?
Office.
Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
I just did.
You just did what?
Recommended something.
You recommended something?
Yes.
For my office?
Yes.
Okay, what did you recommend for my office?
Office.
Yes, for my office.
Office for Windows.
I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Word
If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load?
Word.
What word?
The Word in Office.
The only word in office is office.
The Word in Office for Windows.
Which word in "office for windows?"
The Word you get when you click the blue W.
I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer.
Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet?
RealOne.
Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it?
RealOne.
If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four.
Can I watch reel four?
Of course.
Great! With what?
RealOne.
Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
You click the blue 1.
I click the blue one what?
The blue 1.
Is that different from the blue W?
Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.
What word?
The Word in Office for Windows.
But there's three words in "office for windows!"
No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
It is?
Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words.
And that word is the real one?
No.. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office.
Never mind, I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me track my money?
Money.
That's right. What do you have?
Money.
I need money to track my money?
No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.
What comes bundled with my computer?
Money.
Money comes bundled with my computer?
Exactly. No extra charge.
I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get?
Just one copy.
I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?
No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.
Microsoft can license you to make money?
Why not? They own it.
Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?
Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.
Well, what do you sell in its place?
Money.
You sell money?
Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free.
That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting?
Simply Accounting.
Probably, but it might get a little complicated.
If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B.
M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for?
Mind Your Own Business.
I beg your pardon?
No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B.
Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know--accounting? You do it with money.
Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more.
More money?
More than Money. Money can't do everything.
I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment.
I'm worried that my computer might...what's the word? Crash. And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?
GoBack.
Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to restore my data. What do you recommend?
GoBack.
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.
How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back.
What do I need to write a proposal?
Word.
But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.
No, you only need one Word---the Word in Office for Windows.
But there's three words in...Oh, never mind. (click)
Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well.
Hello, Ultimate Computer Store. Can I help you?

Word of the Day

diaphanous \dye-AF-uh-nus\ adjective

1 : characterized by such fineness of texture as to permit seeing through
*2 : characterized by extreme delicacy of form : ethereal
3 : insubstantial, vague
Example sentence:
"The very mist on the Essex marsh was like a gauzy and radiant fabric, hung from the wooded rises inland, and draping the low shores in diaphanous folds." (Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness)
Did you know?
Can you guess which of the following words come from the same Greek root as "diaphanous"?

A.epiphany   B.triumphant   C.fancy   D.phenomenon  
E.sycophant   F.emphasis   G.phase   H.phantom

The Greek root "phainein" shows through more clearly in some of our quiz words than others, but it underlies all of them except "triumphant" (which derives from the Latin "triumphus"). The groundwork for "diaphanous" was laid when "phainein" (meaning "to show") was combined with "dia-" (meaning "through"). From that pairing came the Greek "diaphanēs," parent of the Medieval Latin "diaphanus," which is the direct ancestor of our English word.
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