Edition 12-26-06

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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it. 
--Margaret Fuller, Feminist and poet

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. 
William Butler Yates
 

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destination and go.
 
 Old riders pick a direction and go

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind 
than in the one where they sprang up. 
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes. 

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Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.

LA gangbanger photos

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How to be a good Democrat

Michael Moron

Buffalo Field Campaign

Ben Stein

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—’tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning." - Mark Twain 

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. 
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
 Niels Bohr (1885-1962), physicist

"Beware the man of one book."  
 Saint Thomas Aquinas (1225 - 1274), Theologian,  philosopher  

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: 
WOW - What a Ride!"

"Consciously or unconsciously we all strive to make the kind of a world we like." 
 Oliver Wendell Holmes 

"We Lakota have a close relationship to the buffalo. He is our brother. You can't understand about nature, about the feeling we have toward it, unless you understand how close we were to the buffalo. That animal was almost like a part of ourselves, part of our souls." Lame Deer, Lakota 

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ARREST IN MASSIVE MEDICAID FRAUD RING - Following a joint investigation that included the Attorney General’s Office of Statewide Prosecution and the Medicaid Fraud Control Unit, Attorney General Crist announced the arrest of a South Florida man for his participation in one of the largest Medicaid fraud schemes broken up in the past few years. The Fort Lauderdale man and his brother ran a nationwide drug ring that diverted an estimated $39 million in medications from the Florida Medicaid program and then resold the drugs throughout the country. The three-year investigation also involved the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s Office of Criminal Investigation, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, the Miami-Dade Police Department, the Texas Department of Health, the New York Attorney General’s Office and the U.S. Internal Revenue Service.
The investigation into other entities involved in the scam continues.
Without any paperwork, Grandpa started getting a $500 check every month. So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them.

It turns out the government made a mistake with the address; the checks were intended for another person with the exact same name.

Grandpa then received a notice that he had to pay back $6,000. Visibly upset, he complained to his grandson, an accountant.

His grandson asked: "Grandpa, didn't you wonder why you were receiving checks for doing absolutely nothing?"

Grandpa answered: "I just assumed the Democrats were back in power.
One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." 
Norman's wife went out and moved her car. 
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." 
Norman's wife went out and moved her car again. 
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went off. Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" 

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
Thanks Babs
DESTINATION: Anchorage 

For all the attractions Anchorage offers, most visitors spend little time here, using it as a jumping-off point for excursions into less-settled parts of the state or merely as a place to catch a plane home. But there's plenty to do and see if you are passing through -- and the occasional moose ambling down a city bike trail or a hawk passing through will remind you of the vast stretches of wilderness just outside the city borders. 
Holiday Drinks: 


How to stop that fizzy drink from bubbling over the glass as you pour. Press the fleshy part of your thumb on the outside of the glass and pour the liquid slowly onto inner glass surface where your thumb touches the glass. 

Keeping The Fizz: 

Fizzy drinks - no cap to seal the bottle simply grab a balloon and place on bottle opening. Even a coin rested on top of the bottle will stop it from going flat for a while.
Nudist Travel Guide Helps Nudists Escape the Cold 

Hartford, CT, December 17, 2006 --(PR.COM)-- Escape the cold now or plan for warm weather’s first return, Nudist Travel Guide Blog provides review of secluded Caribbean nudist resort and guide to Florida’s popular naturist resorts and campgrounds.

The Caribbean nudist resort, Sorobon Beach Naturist Resort, is a hidden gem on the tiny island of Bonaire. 
Daytime temperatures average in the mid-80s during winter. The review examines the many activities offered by the resort, from nude snorkeling to a nude sailboat ride.

Florida is one of the first areas in the continental United States in the spring where nudists can enjoy outdoor nude recreation. Nudist Travel Guide provides a guide to help nudists quickly sort through many of Florida’s nudist offerings.

“Researching and generating new and unique nudist travel content is challenging but the readership has been strong. There’s a whole world of nudist travel and people are interested in learning about nudist travel opportunities from a non-biased source,” says John Henry, founder of Nudist Travel Guide Blog.
Saudi Arabia Travel Warning 

December 19, 2006 This Travel Warning reminds U.S. citizens of recommended security precautions and ongoing security concerns in Saudi Arabia. It supersedes the Travel Warning issued June 23, 2006. 

Due to concerns about the possibility of additional terrorist activity directed against American citizens and interests, the Department of State continues to warn U.S. citizens to defer non-essential travel to Saudi Arabia. 
The United States Mission in Saudi Arabia remains an unaccompanied post as a result of continued security concerns. Non-emergency employees and all dependents of the U.S. Embassy Riyadh and Consulates General Jeddah and Dhahran were ordered to leave the country on April 15, 2004. An armed attack on the U.S. Consulate General in Jeddah occurred on December 6, 2004, resulting in casualties among the non-American staff and damage to consulate facilities. On November 13, 2005, the Consulate General in Jeddah closed the visa section for security reasons that require the assistance of the Government of Saudi Arabia to resolve. On May 12, 2006 a lone gunman fired shots at the U.S. Consulate in Jeddah. There were no injuries. The consular section remains open for American citizen services. 

Terrorist groups continue to target housing compounds and other establishments where Westerners may be located. Saudi Government facilities are also targets. In addition to car bombs and armed assaults involving multiple gunmen against such facilities, terrorists have used ambush attacks to kidnap and/or assassinate individual Westerners. On February 24, 2006, there was a terrorist attack on Saudi oil facilities in Abqaiq in the Eastern Province. There were no U.S. citizens or Westerners injured in this attack however. 
GORILLA REMOVERS 
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers".

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog"