Edition 2-28-04
Work on your character more than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
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Freedom
Rights Rally & State Meeting As part of testimony of a London employment tribunal deciding a case on wrongful dismissal, it was revealed a top hotel resold leftover wine. A restaurant manager at the London Ritz admitted it was common practice for customers' leftover wine to be resold to other guests, the Daily Telegraph reports. The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." Women tend to put less effort into planning for retirement, compared to men, but lesbians plan even less. In one of the first studies to look at the retirement plans of gay and lesbian couples, Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., finds a significant factor is the satisfaction of the relationship.
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. |
(02/22/04) LEVITTOWN - The
United States Military called upon Lance Corporal Ian Lennon to defend
the country's freedom. On Sunday, the Hells Angels called upon Long
Islanders to help support the soldier and his family after he was
injured. Members of the Long Island Hells Angels rallied support and
donations for the Marine from Lindenhurst.
The 24-year-old soldier was badly burned in a fuel explosion in Kuwait. Ian's family says he is going through physical therapy because 80 percent of his body was burned. He is currently being treated in Texas. Organizers hope Sunday's event will raise more than $15,000. Raffles, t-shirts and drinks were sold as part of the fundraiser to help Lennon and his family. The Hells Angels are also sending a Marine Corps Flag across the country, so members who served in the U.S.M.C. can sign it to show their support for Ian.
The
Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a
huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to
the Pope, "Do you know that with just one little wave of my
hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?"
He
doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave
elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The
Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock
and hat than he, considers what he could do.
"Your
Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go
crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The
Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So,
the Pope slapped the bitch.
by Joseph M. Giordano Wallace "The Bear" Schnople, 45, of the 2800 block of Pulaski Highway was pulled over by Maryland State Police on a minor traffic violation on Feb. 3 while driving in White Marsh. Nothing would have been unusual about the stop had Schnople not been wanted for attempted first-degree murder by the Baltimore County Police Department, according to a police press release. Warrants were issued by county police after Schnople and his alleged accomplice, Michael Moore of Essex, allegedly shot two men at Club Tattle Tails in the 2100 block of Sparrows Point Road on Jan. 4. Though police said Schnople, described as being 6-foot-9 and weighing about 280 pounds, was not the shooter, he was still charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder, two counts of first-degree assault and single counts of use of a handgun in committing a crime of violence and possession of a handgun. Moore, who remained at large as of Tuesday, and Schnople, who police say are Hells Angels members, reportedly got into an argument with Charles Zepp and Timothy McDowell of the rival motorcycle gang the Pagans. Zepp, who was shot in the chest, and McDowell, who was shot in the leg, were rushed to the Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center. Schnople was handed over to Baltimore County police and taken to the Baltimore County Detention Center, where he was denied bail and remained in custody Tuesday. A strip club at the time of the shooting, Tattle Tails has changed its name to The Point and has converted to a live music venue The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and after the Major League All-Star Game. The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey"), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("a pocket full of posies"). Further- more, people who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").
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Big Dog
Motorcycles, L.L.C.
Models: Big Dog Chopper Years: 2003-2004
Number Potentially Involved: 1,446
Defect: On certain motorcycles assembled with an early version Rolling
Thunder frame, a stress crack could emerge in the frame, which could cause a
loss of control.
Remedy: Dealers will repair the frame. The manufacturer has reported that
owner notification is expected to begin during February 2004. Owners may
contact Big Dog at 1-316-267-9121.
American IronHorse
Inc. Models: American IronHorse Classic Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Legend Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Outlaw Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Ranger Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Slammer Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Stalker Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Tejas Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Texas Chopper Years: 2002-2004
American IronHorse Thunder Years: 2002-2004
Number Potentially Involved: 2,395
Dates of Manufacture: August 2001 – November 2003
Defect: On certain motorcycles equipped with optional brake rotor-carriers,
the rotor-carriers can crack while in service and possibly break, causing
partial loss of the brake system or the potential for rotor-carrier
detachment, which could result in a crash.
Remedy: Dealers will replace the rotor-carrier assembly. The manufacturer
has reported that owner notification is expected to begin during February
2004. Owners may contact American IronHorse at 1-817-665-2045.
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bellwether
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