Freedom Rights Rally & State Meeting
April 9 - April 12
State Meeting: Sunday April 11 @ 12 Noon
Monticello - American Legion Hall

THERE IS NO "NATIONAL DO NOT E-MAIL REGISTRY"
Have you submitted your e-mail address to a "National Do Not E-mail Registry" that promises to reduce the amount of spam (unsolicited e-mail) you receive? If so, you are the victim of a scam, according to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC).

The website at "unsub.us" tries to imitate the website of the National Do Not Call Registry, a legitimate federal government website that allows you to remove your phone number from telemarketers' phone lists. The unsub.us site is NOT run or authorized by the FTC.

The FTC is advising consumers not to submit their e-mail addresses or any other personal information to any site claiming to be a "National Do Not E-mail Registry."

Should you get an e-mail claiming to represent a "Do Not E-mail Registry," an organization to stop spam, or even the FTC itself, report it to the FTC at www.ftc.gov or 
1-877-FTC-HELP.

Find out more information at http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2004/02/spamcam.htm 

For years and years they  told me,

 Be careful of your  breasts.
 Don't ever squeeze or bruise  them.
And give them monthly  tests.

So I heeded all their  warnings,
And protected them by  law.
Guarded them very  carefully,
And I always wore my  bra.

After 30 years of astute  care,
My gyno, Dr.  Pruitt,
Said I should get a  Mammogram
"O.K," I said, "let's do  it."

"Stand up here real close"  she said,
(She got my boob in  line),
"And tell me when it hurts,"  she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's  fine."

She stepped upon a  pedal,
I could not believe my  eyes!
A plastic plate came  slamming down,
My hooter's in a  vise!

My skin was stretched and  mangled,
Fom underneath my  chin.
My poor boob was being  squashed,
To Swedish Pancake  thin.

Excruciating pain I  felt,
Within it's vise-like  grip.
A prisoner in this vicious  thing,
My poor defenseless  tit!

"Take a deep breath" she  said to me,
Who does she think she's  kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her  machine,
And woozy I am  getting.

"There, that's good," I  heard her say,
(The room was slowly  swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the  other one."
Have mercy, I was  praying.

It squeezed me from both up  and down,
It squeezed me from both  sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had  this done,
To HER tender little  hide.

Next time that they make me  do this,
I will request a  blindfold.
I have no wish to see  again,
My knockers getting steam  rolled.

If I had no problem when I  came in,
I surely have one  now.
If there had been a cyst in  there,
It would have gone  "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by  a man,
Of this, I have no  doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls  in there,
And see how THEY come  out!

Mail this to 13 other females. 

 

Now, don't break the chain! One female   broke the chain, her plumbing  became so bad, she now has an outhouse!

OK gals, now that you have  had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have those boobs  checked out and stay healthy!   Pass the message on to your mothers,  sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends -- and  even your enemies --  because the WORST enemy is Breast Cancer!
Thanks Geri

Judge Rodney Steele denied Janklow's request to set him free until the state Supreme Court hears his appeal.

As part of a 100-day jail sentence, Steele urged Janklow to speak to students and community groups about the legislative process and other topics he knows about.

According to court services, Janklow decided not to do community service.
FLFLHTC: I guess his accommodations in the hoosegaw aren't that bad.  Maybe the son of a bitch should be moved to a tent in the cemetery next to Mr. Scott who he killed.

NEW ALBANY, Ind. - A U.S. grand jury indicted a dozen people who federal prosecutors say were involved in a drug ring run by Hells Angels that smuggled tonnes of marijuana from Canada to southern Indiana.

The indictments, unsealed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in New Albany, name 12 people who authorities say distributed a total of $20 million US worth of marijuana.

The ring was managed at the upper levels by the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club in British Columbia, said U.S. Attorney Susan Brooks.

Most of those indicted are in custody or have agreed to turn themselves in for initial hearings. Three are considered fugitives, Brooks said.

Each suspect could face from 10 years to life in prison and fines of up to $4 million if convicted.

MONTREAL (CP) - Two Hells Angels associates pleaded guilty Thursday to drug trafficking, gangsterism and conspiracy to commit murder.

Michel Rose and Andre Chouinard also pleaded guilty to drug-related charges arising from a plan to import 4,000 kilograms of cocaine into Canada from Colombia. Their pleas came three days after a jury convicted nine Hells Angels and associates of 26 out of a total of 27 charges of drug trafficking, gangsterism and conspiracy to commit murder.

Rose was arrested in widespread police raids in 2001, while Chouinard was nabbed in 2003.

New York is the only city where the majority of workers -- 55 percent or almost 2 million people -- commute from home to work via public transportation, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. 

Thirty-seven percent in Washington take public transportation while 31 percent do in Boston and San Francisco. However, only 12 percent take public transportation in Los Angeles, the nation's second-largest city, and in Houston, the nation's fourth-largest city, only 6 percent of workers use public transportation. 

Overall, only 5 percent of the nation's 129 million workers use public transportation to get to work. 

The past twelve days have been most difficult for the Yellowstone buffalo.  300 have been captured inside Yellowstone National Park.  145 have been handed over to the Montana Department of Livestock (DOL) and shipped to slaughter.  154 are being held prisoner in the Stephens Creek trap until spring, and 79 yearlings and young buffalo have been experimented on with an ineffective cattle vaccine, ear-tagged, and confined.  All at the behest of Montana's powerful livestock industry to "protect" cattle from a disease that Yellowstone's wild buffalo are incapable of transmitting to livestock. 

Despite Angles assurances of saying his current condition is  at 100%, WWE are still very concerned about the state of Angle's neck.  

Many people know not to trust Angle on his own personal analysis's of the condition that he's in, as he usually downplays his condition and tries to work through the pain himself, as he hates missing in-ring time due to injury.  

WWE officials are now considering whether it's a good idea to have Kurt headlining events, as the 'real' state of his neck is un-known.  

The U.S. Department of Transportation’s National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) announced.

Make : HONDA Model : INSIGHT Year : 2002 Make : HONDA Model : CIVIC Year : 2001 Make : HONDA Model : CIVIC Year : 2002 Make : HONDA Model : INSIGHT Year : 2000 Make : HONDA Model : INSIGHT Year : 2001 NHTSA CAMPAIGN ID Number : 04V086000 Component: EXTERIOR LIGHTING:HEADLIGHTS Potential Number Of Units Affected : 440000 Summary: 
ON CERTAIN PASSENGER VEHICLES, THE LOW-BEAM TERMINAL ON THE HEAD LIGHT WIRE HARNESS CAN OVERHEAT AND COULD CAUSE THE LOW BEAMS TO FAIL WITHOUT WARNING. 

Consequence: 
AN UNEXPECTED LOSS OF LOW BEAMS COULD RESULT IN A CRASH. 

Remedy: 
DEALERS WILL INSPECT THE HEAD LIGHT SWITCH AND COUPLER FOR SIGNS OF HEAT DAMAGE. IF HEAT DAMAGE IS PRESENT, THE DEALER WILL REPLACE THE SWITCH AND COUPLER. IF NO HEAT DAMAGE IS PRESENT, THE DEALER WILL REPLACE THE HEAD LIGHT SWITCH AND ONE MATING PIN IN THE COUPLER. 
OWNER NOTIFICATION IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN DURING MARCH 2004. OWNERS SHOULD CONTACT HONDA AT 
1-800-999-1009. 
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