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Fest Just in case you were planning a trip to the Himalayas:This Travel Warning is being issued to alert American citizens to ongoing security concerns in Nepal. The Department of State continues to urge American citizens to defer non-essential travel to Nepal. This supersedes the Travel Warning issued on October 26, 2004. To save energy, convert incandescent fixtures to fluorescent wherever practical. Fluorescent tubes illuminate more efficiently than incandescent bulbs. They are great in a kitchen or work area TAYLOR HORSEFEST To remove those tough stains from the bottom of a glass vase, just fill with water and add two Alka-Seltzer tablets let set and Wola! Stains are gone. A group of Wisconsin friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
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Jack Kilby, whose work on integrated circuits in the 1950s
ushered in the digital era, died Monday after a battle with
cancer. He was 81. In the summer of 1958, while working at Texas Instruments, Kilby built the first electronic circuit in which all of the components were fabricated into a single piece of material. The device, about half the size of a paper clip, was the world's first integrated circuit. The microchip was later demonstrated on Sept. 12, 1958.difficulties, paved The
way for integrating electronics into a variety of devices. Prior
to integrated circuits, engineers had to solder several parts
together. Intel co-founder Bob Noyce came up with a similar
integrated circuit a few months later.prototype, which cut down on
costs and engineering
The work, which Kilby performed during the two-week period at TI when other employees traditionally took a vacation, ultimately led to a Nobel Prize for physics in 2000. When the news was announced at the Microprocessor Forum that year, the surprised audience gave him a standing ovation. The invention also jump-started Kilby's career. Over the next several years, he held several positions at TI and won a number of awards. He formally retired in 1970 from the company, but still served as a consultant. Between 1978 and 1984, he served as a professor at Texas A&M University. "In my opinion, there are only a handful of people whose works have truly transformed the world and the way we live in it--Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, the Wright Brothers and Jack Kilby," TI Chairman Tom Engibous said in a prepared statement. "If there was ever a seminal invention that transformed not only our industry but our world, it was Jack's invention of the first integrated circuit."
June 15, 2005, 8:45 AM EDT Jun 12, 2005 (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel - Knight Ridder/Tribune Business News via COMTEX) -- Today, almost eight years after Jeffrey L. Bleustein became chief executive of Harley-Davidson Inc., a share of Harley stock is worth nearly four times more than when he took the top job at the Milwaukee motorcycle-maker. |
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "
Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE..during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your daughter's Sunday School Teacher!"
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Brobdingnagian \brob-ding-NAG-ee-un\ adjective Example sentence: 01/01/87 |