Sexual Trivia

Sexual Trivia
From Dummies Daily

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The record for most sexually active geriatric (according to Kinsey) was a 70 year old man who recorded seven sessions (ejaculations) per week!	According to an interview with the late Timothy Leary, it was claimed that "in a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman can have several hundred orgasms."
According to Durex (the condom people) 25 percent of Americans would bed their boss, but 16 percent said they'd rather knock boots with their best friend's mate.	Chinese eunuchs, seeking regeneration of their lost sexual organs, would sometimes resort to eating the warm brains of newly decapitated criminals.
Those fears that everyone is having more sex than you? Apparently true, as Kinsey reported several cases of married couples having sexual intercourse 29 times a week!	Who said the Bible was for prudes? According to 1 Kings 1:15, King David (writer of 'The Lord Is My Shepherd') had sex with Bathsheba 13 times in one night. And according to the Talmud, he would copulate with his many wives 18 times a day so he wouldn't be so horny at night.
In the original Grimm Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.	Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date

A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team scores a touchdown.	Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.
Researchers at Rutgers University in New Jersey found ten women ranging in age from 32 to 67 who could reach an orgasm simply by fantasizing about sex, without even having to touch themselves. Unfortunately, names and phone numbers were not released.	Women are most likely to want to commit adultery when they’re ovulating.
The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”	White women and those women with a college degree in particular are the most receptive to anal sex.
It was during the sexually repressive Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.	According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those proms and weddings).

According to the Large Penis Support Group, 1.5% of all home accidents are actually caused by large penis-related incidents (one can only wonder what the heck those accidents are).	If anyone in the UK is throwing a holiday party, be sure to invite me, as a just released survey found that one in four Britons has had sex in the car park immediately after the office Christmas party.
In Ancient China, where men were accustomed to spending hours a day satisfying their concubines, important papers were signed and lengthy business meetings were held "without the male member ever being withdrawn," with the occasional quick thrust in order to remain erect.	The 16-inch long Argentine lake duck has the longest penis of any bird - 17 inches, and some researchers speculate that they use it as a sort of lasso to keep the reluctant females from getting away.
Bobbitt got off easy. In 1994, upon learning of her husband's affair, Diane Sladek of Cleveland melted five candles in a pan and poured the boiling wax on Michael Sladek's genitals, then used the aforementioned pan to beat him silly. Michael later commented that he hoped he and his wife could remain friends.	The Mongol Emperors were the first to introduce 'the happy ring,' a sex aid that consisted of actual hardened goat's eyelids fastened to the man's penis. It was said that the goat's eyelashes would tickle the woman during sex. And you thought ribbed condoms were kinky
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about courting lawsuits: The holiday season is also the time when most sexual harassment suits are filed. That's the verdict from sexual harassment attorney Philip Berkowitz, who says most of the suits are filed because of activities at wild office parties. Berkowitz says the alcohol and unsupervised setting create a scenario where employers get a little randy and put the moves on employees. Although standing under mistletoe is relatively safe, Berkowitz says everything else -- including offering a woman a massage or dragging a man on the dance floor against his will -- could be a potential lawsuit. It isn't just women who are the victims of the office party sex harassment. These days, Berkowitz says modern businesswomen raised on "Dynasty" and "Melrose Place" see no problem with abusing their power to get sex and, as a result, more men are filing sex harassment suits.

Cave art wasn't all buffalo and grasslands; sex was a frequent favorite, some drawings dating as far back as 40,000 years ago. Not surprisingly, these early erotica is short on missionary positions and long on more exotic variations.	In 1938, jazz musicians Slim Gaillard and Slam Stewart had a novelty hit record called "Flat Foot Floogie With the Floy Floy." In the 1981 film "Atlantic City," Burt Lancaster nostalgically remarked that in the late 30s, "Atlantic City had floy floy coming out of its ears . . ." Turns out the jive song title means a prostitute with venereal disease.
In the silent film days, bare female breasts were commonplace in epic and in small scale productions alike. Then Hollywood stopped such shenanigans and expressly forbid 'indecent or undue exposure' until 1965's The Pawnbroker.	Chimpanzees' sex drive knows no limits and no sexual taboos. Rape, incest and promiscuity are common and some chimps even tackle bestiality, trying to copulate with other species, including unsuspecting human observers.
Anne Perkins, a Carroll College researcher, claims to have discovered the differences between straight sheep and gay sheep and has even developed a blood test to determine whether lambs are destined to grow up homosexual (whereby the non-procreating adults can be sent straight to slaughter)	According to a survey just released by the fine folks at Harlequin, only 16 percent of Japanese have had sex in a car, compared to 80 percent of Americans
Along with his more infamous sexual deviancy, the Marquis de Sade also got off on enjoying the smell of a woman's flatulence as well as pleasuring himself with crucifixes.	Norway's average winter temperature may be a frosty 23 degrees, but that doesn't seem to bother the 66 percent of Norwegians who claim to have enjoyed sex in public - more than any other country.

You think black widow mates have it rough, that's nothing compared to the fly Serromyia femorata. For them, mating takes place with the two ventral surfaces together and the mouth parts touching. At the end of mating, the female sucks out the body content of the male through his mouth!	In June 1996, a giant, 1,800 pound male sea lion achieved notoriety when he crushed to death or suffocated up to fifty females of his species while trying to mate with them. At first authorities thought that hunters had been shooting the females before the truth was learned. Eventually 'Sammy' was put down so as to avoid further carnage.
One ancient Arab sex superstition said that you shouldn't leave your penis in a woman's vulva after ejaculation, or it might cause your spine to soften...or rupture your blood vessels...or cause inflammation of the lungs. Me thinks it was just another excuse for the man to beat a hasty retreat from the tent now that the main event was over. ~~~~~~~~~ 18th century Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller claimed to have come across a woman with an abnormally large clitoris measuring no less than seven inches long (18 cm).	A hot bed of religion and sexuality, ancient Babylon would require that all women had to serve as prostitutes at the temple before getting married. Historians report that the unattractive women had to sometimes serve three to four years before finally being chosen. __________________________________________________ Today's Daily Factoid: 9 out of every 10 movies released last year in the United States were pornos.
While prostitution has often been viewed throughout history as yet another business that can be taxed by the politicians (or even Popes at one time), in 15th century Nuremberg, money spent visiting prostitutes was actually tax-deductible, though we don't advise trying this tactic on your next 1040.	Who says that Catholics are repressed? Pope John XII, was deposed in 963AD after being accused of adultery and incest. His successor, Leo VIII, died while copulating with a married woman.
If you think today's condoms leave a lot to be desired, be thankful you didn't do as the Romans did and make them from goats' bladders. Back then condoms were worn, not to prevent pregnancy, but to prevent catching something in those pre-anti-biotic days.	As if wedding night jitters weren't bad enough, in some places in Colombia, when the newly married couple has sex for the first time, the bride's mother watches.

65% of bisexual women, according to one study, have orgasms regularly during sex, compared to only 29% for straight women. Bisexual women also have more sex, masturbate the most, use twice as many sex toys and are the most satisfied with their sex lives, compared to bisexual men, who are the least satisfied.	When eagles decide to go for a roll in the hay, they actually prefer to do so as mile high club members, mating in midair while plummeting toward the earth. They separate just moments before hitting the ground. And you thought your performance anxiety was bad.
In 18th Century Europe, dildos were in high demand for the high class. Some high-end models were made from silver and ivory and contained chambers that could be filled with warm water for added stimulation.	Up until as recently as 1999, Japan had no minimum age of consent. We don't know which is more disturbing: that the legal age is currently only 13 or that there are men there who are undoubtedly pleading, "honest, officer, she said she was 13, how was I to know she was really 12?"
Studies show that many women don't reach orgasm anywhere from 20 to 80 percent of the time. But most men, of course, don't realize it as two-thirds of surveyed women admitted to faking it.	Studies show that many women don't reach orgasm anywhere from 20 to 80 percent of the time. But most men, of course, don't realize it as two-thirds of surveyed women admitted to faking it.
The U.S. Patent office has more than 800 patents related to human sexuality ranging from vaginal implements carved out of whalebone to condoms enhanced with embedded musical computer chips.	While the stereotypical sexually-frustrated-oversexed adolescent boy begins masturbating long before his first sex act (with another party, that is), just the opposite is true of women as most actually don't start to masturbate regularly until after they've begun having sexual intercourse

In Singapore, it's illegal to walk around in your house naked as it's considered pornography, which is also illegal. Just for the record, oral sex is also against the law 'unless it's used as a form of foreplay.'	In Singapore, it's illegal to walk around in your house naked as it's considered pornography, which is also illegal. Just for the record, oral sex is also against the law 'unless it's used as a form of foreplay.'
Climacophiliac: Someone who derives sexual pleasure from falling down stairs (and, no, we don't make these up). Most Men Want Women With Medium-Sized Breasts Researchers say most men prefer women with medium-sized breasts. And 13% have admitted trying on a bra, mostly for fancy dress or a dare, but some for curiosity or pleasure. Most say they found it uncomfortable. Not to worry, all you homophobes out there. This big guy has never tried on a bra. Although because of the size of my chest I've told I needed one. What do you think, a wonder bra in a 56 DD?	Deep Throat, the 1972 flick often cited as the first modern porno, was made for only $22,000 but has raked in an estimated $600 million, giving it the highest budget to box office ratio of any film, ever.
	According to Men's Health, the average man lasts 14-minutes during sex. To be fair, the new research also reveals that the 14-minute man spends 15 minutes on foreplay and is ready for action again a half hour later.
	Pope Alexander VI, who served during the late 1500s, was known for his whoring, his many illegitimate kids, his orgies in the Vatican and his habit of deflowering virgin brides immediately after overseeing their marriages. He even had an ongoing sexual relationship with his daughter Lucrezia. Rumor has it, Boston's Cardinal Law knew about him too.
At the height of his career, John Holmes was making $3000 a day from films and reportedly as much selling himself as a gigolo. It's estimated he copulated with more that 14,000 women in his life, both on and off screen.	Arabs call it "the manner of serpents," in Tuscany, it's known as the "angelic position;" we just call it the "missionary position." Though some societies favor other positions, in America it's used exclusively by 85% of married couples.
Caligula, the much-maligned X-rated epic about the Roman Emperor's debauchery, cost a reported $17 million to create, making it the most expensive porno to date, even if by today's standards, it's pretty tame fare.	The renowned 18th century French actress Mlle. Dubois, made a catalog of all her lovers over a 20-year period, and the final tally proves to be a number that'd make Wilt Chamberlain blush: 16,527 individuals, which works out to about three per day - and that was just during that particular 20-year period.